A Late Day

So how did your day go today? Amazing how busy our lifes becomes. The batteries in my scale are kaput. I think I squeezed the life out of them. Ha. Its a blessing in disguise. I didn't want to know how well I was doing anyways. (Insert sarcasm here).
Overall, I am chugging along and am wondering how the world is treating my other dieters. I have been really quizzical of late...A) How did I ever get this FAT or B) How do other people ever stay so thin? Because honestly. This whole diet thing is SO much work. I see the size zero and just wonder how they can eat all the larded, salted, breaded, fried and hugely plated meals out there and am dumbfounded. What am I missing here?